War, what is it good for? Well, it’s a great way for Donald Trump to duck out of his son’s wedding
Some say project Iran is a disaster, but as a get-out-of-jail-free card it’s a winner. He did say he was smart, didn’t he?

TL;DR
- Donald Trump missed his son Don Jr.'s wedding in the Bahamas, using the Iran situation as an excuse.
- The article suggests that Trump uses ongoing conflicts as a way to avoid personal obligations and attention.
- The Iran situation is described as a 'disaster' that destabilizes the region and causes energy shocks, but also serves as a convenient 'get-out-of-jail-free card' for Trump.
- Trump's statements about the Iran deal and his attendance at the wedding suggest a pattern of ambiguity and using external events to justify personal choices.
- The article humorously speculates on future appointments for family members, drawing parallels to Kimberly Guilfoyle's ambassadorship to Greece.