April 18, 2026
Kash Patel Often Too Drunk To Show Up To Work, Which Is His Only Relatable Characteristic
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, but Patel is trying to prove otherwise.
TL;DR
- FBI Director Kash Patel is accused of excessive drinking and absenteeism.
- Patel reportedly panicked and believed he was fired when he couldn't log into a computer.
- Allegations include difficulty waking Patel due to intoxication and needing to breach locked doors.
- FBI agents are reportedly concerned about public safety due to Patel's alleged condition.
- The administration and FBI have denied the allegations and threatened legal action.
- Patel allegedly threatened legal action if the allegations were published.