February 13, 2026

Jewish Space Lasers Shoot Down 99 Luftballons, Pete Hegseth Still Somehow Has Job

Say, you didn't need that airspace over El Paso, did you?

Jewish Space Lasers Shoot Down 99 Luftballons, Pete Hegseth Still Somehow Has Job

TL;DR

  • US Customs and Border Protection (CBP) used a military anti-drone laser weapon to test against suspected cartel drones near El Paso, Texas.
  • The targets were actually party balloons, not cartel drones.
  • The test was not coordinated with the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA).
  • The FAA reacted by shutting down airspace over El Paso for 10 days, a restriction that was later shortened.
  • The incident revealed a jurisdictional dispute between the FAA and the Pentagon/CBP over drone threats and the use of laser weapons.
  • The airspace closure caused chaos in El Paso, leading to flight cancellations, delays, and diversions of medical flights and equipment.

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