sports
February 9, 2026
My rookie era: on my first ski trip, I felt like a natural
I was a ski god. An avalanche. I was starting to think about the Olympics. Darude’s Sandstorm was playing in my head. Then wham, bam, stacked it
TL;DR
- The author, who dislikes sports, was persuaded to try skiing by a friend's promise of 'twenty hot lesbians'.
- She initially excelled on the beginner slope, feeling confident and like a 'ski god'.
- A fear of heights and a muscle relaxant for the chairlift complicated her experience on a steeper slope.
- Multiple falls occurred, resulting in pain and embarrassment.
- She ultimately had to ski off her skis, walking down the mountain in defeat.
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