Damage Done. Tabs, Wed., April 29, 2026

April 29, 2026

TL;DR

Jonathan Livingston Seashell faces legal trouble.
Popehat calls a situation a "preposterous lie".
Subscribers are encouraged to support Wonkette through various means (Substack, Paypal, Patreon).
The FCC may revoke ABC's broadcast licenses due to White House anger at Jimmy Kimmel.
A DOJ filing "in the style of" Donald Trump is described as mortifying.
There are legal discussions about Trump potentially suing himself.
New passports may feature the "Assmouth".
An 85-year-old French widow encountered ICE.
A proposed rule change could deduct the value of a disabled adult's bedroom from SSI.
An "AI journalism arbitration court" is praised.
Support for trans rights is framed as essential for Democrats.
Examples of people seeking influencer money internationally are mentioned.
A 2026 Wonkette Friends and Family Tour is announced.
Readers are encouraged to share Wonkette and support local bookstores via Bookshop.org.

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