An Alien Scholar’s Notes on Trump’s Washington
We’ll start this conference looking back on 2026 Washington Architecture by being honest: We have no idea what happened here. The snapshot of this planet that my comrades and I managed to obtain on our brief visit left us, if anything, more confused about Earth than we had been before. What follows are theories only.
TL;DR
- Alien visitors are confused by the architectural remnants of Donald Trump's era in Washington D.C.
- They theorize Trump's actions, like smashing the Residence and desecrating the pool, were deliberate but their exact motives are unclear.
- The purpose of the giant head structure at the Kennedy Center is a major puzzle, with theories ranging from arts to rodent dwelling.
- The scholars question Trump's potential involvement with the Kennedy Center, noting the oddity of a memorial being constructed during the subject's lifetime.