April 10, 2026
Newsmax Guy: Why Do We Never See Aliens Peeing Standing Up, And Are Women To Blame?
Rob Finnerty has thoughts.
TL;DR
- Newsmax host Rob Finnerty expressed confusion over the lack of gendered depictions of aliens in movies, particularly the absence of aliens urinating while standing.
- Finnerty linked this to a perceived 'erasure of masculinity' on Earth and criticized the acceptance of transgender individuals.
- The article argues that Finnerty's concerns echo historical panics about masculinity and misinterpret historical imagery, like the 'Lunch Atop a Skyscraper' photo.
- The author suggests Finnerty's fear is rooted in a misunderstanding of gender as a social construct and a discomfort with societal evolution.
- The piece criticizes Finnerty's focus on trivial details like alien urination habits rather than acknowledging potential scientific advancements represented by aliens.
- The article concludes that the likelihood of another 'Rob Finnerty' evolving elsewhere is slim, sparing the universe from similar ignorance.