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Morning!

OUR BAD. Turns out Bad Bunny does have a naughty gross song lyric we should all acknowledge. It goes:

Jovencitas, jovencitas, me gustan menores de edad, ¿ves?

Algunos dicen que es obligatorio (pero yo digo que es obligatorio).

And in English that is:

“Young ladies, young ladies, I like ‘em underage, see

Some say that’s statutory (But I say it’s mandatory)”

OH DARNIT FUCK SHIT CHRIST, we screwed up, that is not Bad Bunny!

You see, we put the Kid Rock lyric about touching little girls from his song “Cool, Daddy Cool,” into the Google Translate machine to see what it would sound like in Spanish! Why? Because we thought it would be funny. So those lyrics are gross disgusting Kid Rock pedo lyrics, in Spanish. Use it in comments sections as you will. Ask MAGA losers if they have heard the Bad Bunny song “Jovencitas,” and then smack the shit out of them with the truth when they least expect it.

Ha ha!

And that’s tabs! The end!

Just kidding, here are some stories, we guess:

Kid Toucher Ghislaine Maxwell spent time with the House Oversight Committee yesterday, pleading the Fifth, but saying if Trump springs her from jail, she’ll say he and Bill Clinton did nothing wrong. [AP]

Meanwhile, lots of MAGA reps looking at unredacted Epstein Files and coming out and saying Ghislaine is a monster and a child rapist who needs to be buried under the prison.

And oh boy, Thomas Massie and Ro Khanna, they are saying A LOT about all the powerful men whose names they are now starting to learn, who the Trump regime is covering up for. [CNN]

Oh no, does MAGA hate Jeffrey Epstein’s greasy sicko buddy Steve Bannon now? [Mediaite]

Meanwhile, Donald Trump’s pedo-protecting DOJ, is demanding a judge erase Bannon’s felony conviction. Only US Attorney Judge Boxwine signed the motion, because no real legal professional with integrity would do such a thing.

Megyn Kelly is having a SANTA IS WHITE, KIDS, HE JUST IS moment about football, holy fucking Nazi meltdown. Really safe to say at this point Megyn Kelly is the least valuable player on this entire planet earth. The quicker her kids get old enough to never call her again, the better off they will be. [JoeMyGod]

It’s NOT getting better in Minneapolis, and don’t let anybody tell you it is. Tom Homan wasn’t sent there to make it better, it was a reshuffling of the deck chairs. If anything, it’s worse, and the ICE terrorists are escalating. For one thing, they’re kidnapping legal observers a whole lot more. [Intercept]

Wanna help? Here’s Wonk pal and our pal Lizz Winstead, a Minneapolitan, affirming that it isnotgetting better, and with a link for ways to help Minneapolis right now:

@lizzwinstead

Lizz Winstead on Instagram: \"Please don’t let anyone tell you …

Bear witness to the stories of the children being kidnapped by ICE and sent to the camp in Dilley, Texas. [ProPublica]

Love to go to the anti-abortion rally and get measles from everybody. [New Republic]

Your mentally ill president is trying to scare/threaten Canada by telling them that China is going to … steal their ice hockey? And ban the Stanley Cup? Uh, durrrr, OK.

Hey, you know Katie Britt, that horrible two-faced Republican senator with the Fundie Baby Voice? Did you see the fawning fluff piece theNew York Timesdid on how she is a different kind of kinder, gentler Republican who justcannotstop thinking about that poor sweet boy Liam, who ICE kidnapped and trafficked and used as bait and sent to a concentration camp? The punchline is that Katie Britt just caresso much, and the second she had an opportunity to do something about it, she fucking didn’t. Fuck Katie Britt and fuck theNew York Times. That’s what I was mad about at the Moral High Ground this week, and you should come be mad with me. [The Moral High Ground]

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Portugal has elected a leftist, instead of a far-right creep, in its presidential runoff. Sowhewfor them. It was a landslide too. [New York Times]

Hey remember that amazing guy TJ Sabula who yelled “pedophile protector!” at the auto plant in Michigan? Yeah nothing happened to him, he kept his job, didn’t get disciplined. Calling Donald Trump names to his face is fun and easy and costs no dollars! [The Detroit News]

Here is Jimmy Kimmel just brutalizing Donald Trump for, you know, everything, the day after the Benito Bowl.

How about Bad Bunny and super badass Spanish star Rosalía from five years ago? “La Noche de Anoche.”It’s sexy, but not disgusting like a Kid Rock Song.

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Ha ha!And that’s tabs! The end!Just kidding, here are some stories, we guess:Kid Toucher Ghislaine Maxwell spent time with the House Oversight Committee yesterday, pleading the Fifth, but saying if Trump springs her from jail, she’ll say he and Bill Clinton did nothing wrong. [AP]Meanwhile, lots of MAGA reps looking at unredacted Epstein Files and coming out and saying Ghislaine is a monster and a child rapist who needs to be buried under the prison.And oh boy, Thomas Massie and Ro Khanna, they are saying A LOT about all the powerful men whose names they are now starting to learn, who the Trump regime is covering up for. [CNN]Oh no, does MAGA hate Jeffrey Epstein’s greasy sicko buddy Steve Bannon now? [Mediaite]Meanwhile, Donald Trump’s pedo-protecting DOJ, is demanding a judge erase Bannon’s felony conviction. Only US Attorney Judge Boxwine signed the motion, because no real legal professional with integrity would do such a thing. Megyn Kelly is having a SANTA IS WHITE, KIDS, HE JUST IS moment about football, holy fucking Nazi meltdown. Really safe to say at this point Megyn Kelly is the least valuable player on this entire planet earth. The quicker her kids get old enough to never call her again, the better off they will be. [JoeMyGod]It’s NOT getting better in Minneapolis, and don’t let anybody tell you it is. Tom Homan wasn’t sent there to make it better, it was a reshuffling of the deck chairs. If anything, it’s worse, and the ICE terrorists are escalating. For one thing, they’re kidnapping legal observers a whole lot more. [Intercept]Wanna help? Here’s Wonk pal and our pal Lizz Winstead, a Minneapolitan, affirming that it is not getting better, and with a link for ways to help Minneapolis right now:@lizzwinsteadLizz Winstead on Instagram: \"Please don’t let anyone tell you …Bear witness to the stories of the children being kidnapped by ICE and sent to the camp in Dilley, Texas. [ProPublica]Love to go to the anti-abortion rally and get measles from everybody. [New Republic]Your mentally ill president is trying to scare/threaten Canada by telling them that China is going to … steal their ice hockey? And ban the Stanley Cup? Uh, durrrr, OK.Hey, you know Katie Britt, that horrible two-faced Republican senator with the Fundie Baby Voice? Did you see the fawning fluff piece the New York Times did on how she is a different kind of kinder, gentler Republican who just cannot stop thinking about that poor sweet boy Liam, who ICE kidnapped and trafficked and used as bait and sent to a concentration camp? The punchline is that Katie Britt just cares so much, and the second she had an opportunity to do something about it, she fucking didn’t. Fuck Katie Britt and fuck the New York Times. That’s what I was mad about at the Moral High Ground this week, and you should come be mad with me. 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It goes:\n\n_Jovencitas, jovencitas, me gustan menores de edad, ¿ves?_\n\n_Algunos dicen que es obligatorio (pero yo digo que es obligatorio)._\n\nAnd in English that is:\n\n“Young ladies, young ladies, I like ‘em underage, see\n\nSome say that’s statutory (But I say it’s mandatory)”\n\nOH DARNIT FUCK SHIT CHRIST, we screwed up, that is not Bad Bunny!\n\nYou see, we put the Kid Rock lyric about touching little girls from his song “Cool, Daddy Cool,” into the Google Translate machine to see what it would sound like in Spanish! Why? Because we thought it would be funny. So those lyrics are gross disgusting Kid Rock pedo lyrics, in Spanish. Use it in comments sections as you will. Ask MAGA losers if they have heard the Bad Bunny song “_Jovencitas_,” and then smack the shit out of them with the truth when they least expect it.\n\nHa ha!\n\nAnd that’s tabs! The end!\n\nJust kidding, here are some stories, we guess:\n\nKid Toucher Ghislaine Maxwell spent time with the House Oversight Committee yesterday, pleading the Fifth, but saying if Trump springs her from jail, she’ll say he and Bill Clinton did nothing wrong. \\[[AP](https://apnews.com/article/jeffrey-epstein-ghislaine-maxwell-congress-f1e947bb9128aaa626390f0987f322e9?user_email=285e44649b6f172f7e594b6e0d55c50866126285ca0911a0376fb69af227b808&utm_medium=Afternoon_Wire&utm_source=Sailthru_AP&utm_campaign=AfternoonWire_Mon_Feb9_2026&utm_term=Afternoon%20Wire)\\]\n\nMeanwhile, lots of MAGA reps looking at unredacted Epstein Files and coming out and saying Ghislaine is a monster and a child rapist who needs to be buried under the prison.\n\nAnd oh boy, Thomas Massie and Ro Khanna, they are saying A LOT about all the powerful men whose names they are now starting to learn, who the Trump regime is covering up for. \\[[CNN](https://www.cnn.com/2026/02/09/politics/unredacted-epstein-files-doj-congress?Date=20260210&Profile=CNN&utm_content=1770690017&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky)\\]\n\nOh no, does MAGA hate Jeffrey Epstein’s greasy sicko buddy Steve Bannon now? \\[[Mediaite](https://www.mediaite.com/media/news/evil-conservatives-erupt-on-steve-bannon-over-epstein-revelations/)\\]\n\nMeanwhile, Donald Trump’s pedo-protecting DOJ, is demanding a judge erase Bannon’s felony conviction. Only US Attorney Judge Boxwine signed the motion, because no real legal professional with integrity would do such a thing.\n\nMegyn Kelly is having a SANTA IS WHITE, KIDS, HE JUST IS moment about football, holy fucking Nazi meltdown. Really safe to say at this point Megyn Kelly is the least valuable player on this entire planet earth. The quicker her kids get old enough to never call her again, the better off they will be. \\[[JoeMyGod](https://www.joemygod.com/2026/02/megyn-kelly-doesnt-give-a-damn-40m-americans-speak-spanish-football-belongs-only-to-white-people/)\\]\n\nIt’s NOT getting better in Minneapolis, and don’t let anybody tell you it is. Tom Homan wasn’t sent there to make it better, it was a reshuffling of the deck chairs. If anything, it’s worse, and the ICE terrorists are escalating. For one thing, they’re kidnapping legal observers a whole lot more. \\[[Intercept](https://theintercept.com/2026/02/09/ice-minneapolis-legal-observers-abduction/?utm_content=buffer16252&utm_medium=buffer&utm_source=bsky&utm_campaign=theintercept)\\]\n\nWanna help? Here’s Wonk pal and our pal Lizz Winstead, a Minneapolitan, affirming that it is_not_getting better, and with a link for ways to help Minneapolis right now:\n\n[@lizzwinstead](https://instagram.com/@lizzwinstead)[![](https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!D8zD!,w_640,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F__ss-rehost__IG-meta-DUimj8-DbS6.jpg)](https://instagram.com/p/DUimj8-DbS6)Lizz Winstead on Instagram: \"Please don’t let anyone tell you …\n\nBear witness to the stories of the children being kidnapped by ICE and sent to the camp in Dilley, Texas. \\[[ProPublica](https://www.propublica.org/article/life-inside-ice-dilley-children)\\]\n\nLove to go to the anti-abortion rally and get measles from everybody. \\[[New Republic](https://newrepublic.com/post/206352/march-for-life-measles)\\]\n\nYour mentally ill president is trying to scare/threaten Canada by telling them that China is going to … steal their ice hockey? And ban the Stanley Cup? Uh, durrrr, OK.\n\n![Trump Truth Social: As everyone knows, the Country of Canada has treated the United States very unfairly for decades. Now, things are turning around for the U.S.A., and FAST! But imagine, Canada is building a massive bridge between Ontario and Michigan. They own both the Canada and the United States side and, of course, built it with virtually no U.S. content. President Barack Hussein Obama stupidly gave them a waiver so they could get around the BUY AMERICAN Act, and not use any American products, including our Steel. Now, the Canadian Government expects me, as President of the United States, to PERMIT them to just “take advantage of America!” What does the United States of America get — Absolutely NOTHING! Ontario won't even put U.S. spirits, beverages, and other alcoholic products, on their shelves, they are absolutely prohibited from doing so and now, on top of everything else, Prime Minister Carney wants to make a deal with China — which will eat Canada alive. We’ll just get the leftovers! I don't think so. The first thing China will do is terminate ALL Ice Hockey being played in Canada, and permanently eliminate The Stanley Cup. The Tariffs Canada charges us for our Dairy products have, for many years, been unacceptable, putting our Farmers at great financial risk. I will not allow this bridge to open until the United States is fully compensated for everything we have given them, and also, importantly, Canada treats the United States with the Fairness and Respect that we deserve. We will start negotiations, IMMEDIATELY. With all that we have given them, we should own, perhaps, at least one half of this asset. The revenues generated because of the U.S. Market will be astronomical. Thank you for your attention to this matter!](https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!qheU!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fe39eebcb-e8a7-4b6b-baf8-fffab0658cd9_1041x841.jpeg)\n\nHey, you know Katie Britt, that horrible two-faced Republican senator with the Fundie Baby Voice? Did you see the fawning fluff piece the_New York Times_did on how she is a different kind of kinder, gentler Republican who just_cannot_stop thinking about that poor sweet boy Liam, who ICE kidnapped and trafficked and used as bait and sent to a concentration camp? The punchline is that Katie Britt just cares_so much_, and the second she had an opportunity to do something about it, she fucking didn’t. Fuck Katie Britt and fuck the_New York Times_. That’s what I was mad about at the Moral High Ground this week, and you should come be mad with me. \\[[The Moral High Ground](https://evanhurst.substack.com/p/katie-britts-fundie-baby-voice-just)\\]\n\n* * *\n\nSubscribe!\n\n* * *\n\nPortugal has elected a leftist, instead of a far-right creep, in its presidential runoff. So_whew_for them. It was a landslide too. \\[[New York Times](https://www.nytimes.com/2026/02/08/world/europe/portugal-president-elections-chega-seguro-ventura.html)\\]\n\nHey remember that amazing guy TJ Sabula who yelled “pedophile protector!” at the auto plant in Michigan? Yeah nothing happened to him, he kept his job, didn’t get disciplined. Calling Donald Trump names to his face is fun and easy and costs no dollars! \\[[The Detroit News](https://www.detroitnews.com/story/business/autos/ford/2026/02/09/ford-worker-who-heckled-trump-keeps-job-no-discipline-for-incident/88588763007/)\\]\n\nHere is Jimmy Kimmel just brutalizing Donald Trump for, you know, everything, the day after the Benito Bowl.\n\nHow about Bad Bunny and super badass Spanish star Rosalía from five years ago? “_La Noche de Anoche.”_It’s sexy, but not disgusting like a Kid Rock Song.\n\n**Want to read more Evan than just what’s at Wonkette?[Visit The Moral High Ground and subscribe to it!](https://evanhurst.substack.com/p/trump-convicted-of-crimes-for-first)**\n\n**Follow me on[Instagram!](https://www.instagram.com/evanjosephhurst/?hl=en)**\n\n**And on[BlueSky!](https://bsky.app/profile/evanhurst.substack.com)**\n\n**And on[Facebook!](https://www.facebook.com/evan.hurst.96/)**\n\n**[Here, a LinkTree!](https://linktr.ee/evanhurst?fbclid=IwY2xjawGNDipleHRuA2FlbQIxMAABHa4G2KsMTL9CLg2ZsuiGpYxRN9SVfYV05iRIdQcgxhpZv9CrEtB7TYHVaA_aem_s_upUbpZWveC526N4fdjHw)**\n\n[Share](https://www.wonkette.com/p/uh-oh-found-a-naughty-bad-bunny-song?utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email&utm_content=share&action=share&token=eyJ1c2VyX2lkIjo0MzQ0NzIwNCwicG9zdF9pZCI6MTg3NDg5NTExLCJpYXQiOjE3NzA3NDkwOTAsImV4cCI6MTc3MzM0MTA5MCwiaXNzIjoicHViLTE3ODMzNjciLCJzdWIiOiJwb3N0LXJlYWN0aW9uIn0.2g8uMAB0mdvBdD0AWbQZwD26lzmi4wuhh9kWVPG2M3g)\n\n* * *\n\n[Want to donate just once?](https://www.paypal.com/donate/?hosted_button_id=FVK86AVH5HKBS)\n\n* * *","freeMarkdown","kind1EventId","kind30023EventId","03a5ca1b8ef01dea16fe667919a99e4357bff970e62eb53cd65628edc49c7380","kind30023",{"_16":223,"_196":226,"_198":227,"_70":228,"_213":212,"_162":242,"_215":216},"d8f0b7097bc6520f66fd9625ca82a65137125661856ac4e40ad3309f1693bdda7cdf44e0fcc06c180c0bc8a2d9b3321b4993f476def16675304bc7655b06c40d",30023,[229,232,233,236,237,239,240,241],[230,231],"r","https://news.layer3.press/articles/45440250-cedd-4224-bce1-ff91984db73f",[29,148],[234,235],"published_at","1770725022",[32,154],[238,143],"d",[183,149],[208,209],[211,212,28],"UH OH, FOUND A NAUGHTY BAD BUNNY SONG. 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$\"\"$ \nTabs gifs by Martini Glambassador!

Morning!

OUR BAD. Turns out Bad Bunny does have a naughty gross song lyric we should all acknowledge. It goes:

Jovencitas, jovencitas, me gustan menores de edad, ¿ves?

Algunos dicen que es obligatorio (pero yo digo que es obligatorio).

And in English that is:

“Young ladies, young ladies, I like ‘em underage, see

Some say that’s statutory (But I say it’s mandatory)”

OH DARNIT FUCK SHIT CHRIST, we screwed up, that is not Bad Bunny!

Ha ha!

And that’s tabs! The end!

Just kidding, here are some stories, we guess:

Meanwhile, lots of MAGA reps looking at unredacted Epstein Files and coming out and saying Ghislaine is a monster and a child rapist who needs to be buried under the prison.

And oh boy, Thomas Massie and Ro Khanna, they are saying A LOT about all the powerful men whose names they are now starting to learn, who the Trump regime is covering up for. [CNN]

Oh no, does MAGA hate Jeffrey Epstein’s greasy sicko buddy Steve Bannon now? [Mediaite]

Wanna help? Here’s Wonk pal and our pal Lizz Winstead, a Minneapolitan, affirming that it is_not_getting better, and with a link for ways to help Minneapolis right now:

@lizzwinstead $\"\"$ Lizz Winstead on Instagram: \"Please don’t let anyone tell you …

Bear witness to the stories of the children being kidnapped by ICE and sent to the camp in Dilley, Texas. [ProPublica]

Love to go to the anti-abortion rally and get measles from everybody. [New Republic]

Your mentally ill president is trying to scare/threaten Canada by telling them that China is going to … steal their ice hockey? And ban the Stanley Cup? Uh, durrrr, OK.

$\"Trump$

Hey, you know Katie Britt, that horrible two-faced Republican senator with the Fundie Baby Voice? Did you see the fawning fluff piece the_New York Times_did on how she is a different kind of kinder, gentler Republican who just_cannot_stop thinking about that poor sweet boy Liam, who ICE kidnapped and trafficked and used as bait and sent to a concentration camp? The punchline is that Katie Britt just cares_so much_, and the second she had an opportunity to do something about it, she fucking didn’t. Fuck Katie Britt and fuck the_New York Times_. That’s what I was mad about at the Moral High Ground this week, and you should come be mad with me. [The Moral High Ground]

Subscribe!

Portugal has elected a leftist, instead of a far-right creep, in its presidential runoff. So_whew_for them. It was a landslide too. [New York Times]

Here is Jimmy Kimmel just brutalizing Donald Trump for, you know, everything, the day after the Benito Bowl.

How about Bad Bunny and super badass Spanish star Rosalía from five years ago? “_La Noche de Anoche.”_It’s sexy, but not disgusting like a Kid Rock Song.

Want to read more Evan than just what’s at Wonkette?Visit The Moral High Ground and subscribe to it!

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And onBlueSky!

And onFacebook!

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