April 29, 2026
Kash Patel Spent 11 [Hic!] Months Investigating Comey’s MURDERRRRR Seashells
James Comey seashells shesells by the ... wait! Let KA$H start again, ossifer, KA$H wasn't ready. Shomey sells James sells by ... shit! Stupid, KA$H! Stupid, stupid stupid!
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TL;DR
- James Comey indicted for posting a picture of seashells arranged to say "86 47" on Instagram.
- Prosecutors claim the post is a "serious expression of an intent to do harm to the President of the United States."
- The article contends that "86" is common slang for "get rid of" and not a violent threat.
- It criticizes the legal justification and suggests political motivations behind the indictment.
- The piece also mentions Kash Patel's alleged nine-to-eleven-month investigation into the post and potential grand jury secrecy violations.
- The author compares the indictment to other recent filings by the Department of Justice, characterizing them as politically driven and lacking legal merit.