Good afternoon! I’m back after being sick and making Evan be me even though he was also sick! Don’t we have fun!

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He wrote you some tabs! You have two days to learn Spanish and/or how to dance!

There’s a little more news on why they sacked Trump’s “weaponization czar” Eagle Ed Martin, and it seems to be “whooooops broke all the Grand Jury laws to weaponize ‘laws.’”

Robyn on the raw milk and she didn’t even include this gross tweet!

And they’re having a cow down in Texas too.

So what does Musk have in store for us this time? I don’t want to know!

Meanwhile, when Sen. Ron Wyden gets vague, it’s time to worry.

And we will see you bright and early for tabs!

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Good afternoon! I’m back after being sick and making Evan be me even though he was also sick! Don’t we have fun!

Subscribe for fun!

He wrote you some tabs! You have two days to learn Spanish and/or how to dance!

There’s a little more news on why they sacked Trump’s “weaponization czar” Eagle Ed Martin, and it seems to be “whooooops broke all the Grand Jury laws to weaponize ‘laws.’”

Robyn on the raw milk and she didn’t even include this gross tweet!

$\"theforceisstronginthegirl$

And they’re having a cow down in Texas too.

So what does Musk have in store for us this time? I don’t want to know!

Meanwhile, when Sen. Ron Wyden gets vague, it’s time to worry.

And we will see you bright and early for tabs!

Wonkette posts are always free. Send to a friend!

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