We’ve Made Some Totally Planned Changes to America’s 250th

TL;DR

The Great American State Fair's 250th-anniversary celebration faced performer dropouts due to claims of being misled about the event's nonpartisan nature.
Original performers like Martina McBride, the Commodores, Milli Vanilli, and Bret Michaels withdrew from the lineup.
Remaining performers include C&C Music Factory, a portion of Milli Vanilli, Vanilla Ice, and potentially Flo Rida.
The scheduled performances have been replaced by symbolic elements such as a flapping Gadsden flag, a dog whistle, Stephen Miller staring silently, and the passage of time.
The event will feature a speech by Donald J. Trump, with the article sarcastically noting his larger crowds than Elvis due to Elvis's death.
The theme for America's 250th anniversary is presented as 'Almost the same, just worse!'

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