Everything Is Called America Now
Every lake is Lake America, and every Gulf is the Gulf of America.
TL;DR
- By 2027, most locations and concepts are renamed 'America' or 'Trump.'
- Gas prices have skyrocketed to $83 per gallon, and planes are too expensive and confused to fly.
- Maps are functionally useless due to the renaming of all geographical features.
- International organizations like NATO have been renamed 'America America America America.'
- Battleships are confused, and their crews are sick and undersupplied.
- All types of cheese are 'American cheese,' and even people are referred to as 'American' or 'Trump.'
- Inflation is masked by printing the word 'America' in tiny font instead of numbers.
- Students excel at geography due to a single answer for all questions, but remain lost in the real world.
- Certain items like Texas toast are allowed, while others, like Georgia peaches, are conditional.
- Penguins are legally named Donald Trump, with exceptions for smaller ones.