May 7, 2026
Look Upon These Tabs Ye Mighty And Despair! Tabs, Thurs., May 7, 2026
Awwww, quit it, you don't have to despair!
TL;DR
- Kash Patel is criticized for putting his name on bourbon bottles labeled 'Kash Patel, FBI Director'.
- The FBI is reportedly investigating leaks to journalists.
- Donald Trump's administration is investigating Smith College for admitting trans women.
- Donald Trump's phone autocorrected 'Melania' to 'Melody'.
- The FBI raided the office of Virginia state Senate leader L. Louise Lucas as part of a 'corruption' probe.
- Fox & Friends is criticized for mocking Brian Kilmeade's stance on bullying.
- Donald Trump is described as having 'hallucinated' memories about Ted Turner.
- Nicole Saphier, Trump's surgeon general pick, is called a 'lunatic'.
- The Tennessee legislature is described as attempting to eliminate the last Democratic district.
- Videos of Donald Trump are presented with accusations of being a 'weird gross sicko around kids'.