Are You Enjoying Your Girl Rights Yet?
Did you enjoy constantly checking the news this week to see whether you would suddenly lose access to mifepristone, despite decades of evidence showing it to be safe and effective? Do you just love America having a patchwork of confusing laws that vary from state to state and deny you what until 2022 was guaranteed bodily autonomy? Well, get used to it, ladies!
TL;DR
- Introduces 'girl rights' as a 'skimpier' version of regular rights, likened to a pink Constitution missing the Fourteenth Amendment.
- States 'girl rights' are designed to solve problems such as 'too much bodily autonomy,' 'male loneliness,' and being 'under-babied' (having fewer children than desired).
- Critiques the idea that women should be responsible for demographic issues and questions their access to birth control and voting.
- Satirically contrasts 'girl rights' with 'boy rights,' suggesting the latter involve difficult voting and executive power.
- Ends with a directive for women to 'smile,' implying they are prettier when doing so.