sports
The hill I will die on: Going to a gig is an endurance test
Muddy sound systems, pricey tickets and a strong chance of getting showered with someone’s stale beer – give me a nice sit-down in a cinema any time

TL;DR
- The author finds most live music gigs to be an unpleasant endurance test rather than an enjoyable experience.
- Poor sound quality, uncomfortable conditions, and high costs (including booking fees) detract from the concert experience.
- The music industry's shift to live events, often involving expensive residencies, prioritizes revenue over fan experience.
- Cinema is presented as a superior entertainment option due to its comfortable seating, controlled environment, and focus on the performance.
- The author admits to a personal contradiction of wanting to attend festivals despite disliking gigs, but secretly welcomes festival fallow years.