February 20, 2026

Terrible Jeans: Why RFK Jr. Insists On Working Out In Denim

As ever, pants remain optional at Wonkette. Unless you're RFK Jr.

Terrible Jeans: Why RFK Jr. Insists On Working Out In Denim

TL;DR

  • Robert F. Kennedy Jr. frequently works out in jeans.
  • His stated reason for this habit is that he used to hike in jeans and then go directly to the gym.
  • The author finds this explanation implausible.
  • The author satirically diagnoses RFK Jr. as having 'scrawny little chicken legs' as the reason for wearing jeans to work out.
  • This diagnosis is presented as a pseudo-scientific claim, similar to RFK Jr.'s own public statements.

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