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March 28, 2026
Tim Dowling: six years of Duolingo and I speak a little Italian, but understand nothing
Luckily, I have learned two phrases that express my helplessness very efficiently
TL;DR
- The author learned Italian using Duolingo for six years with the goal of eavesdropping, but his comprehension remains minimal.
- He uses the phrase "I need something, but I do not know the Italian for this thing" to acquire snow chains and rent skis.
- He also knows the phrase "I can speak a little Italian, but I understand nothing" for dire situations.
- The author and his sons attempt to watch a Champions League match in a crowded bar, leading to misunderstandings.
- His limited Italian is occasionally useful, such as when he informs a barmaid about a "return fixture next week".