May 1, 2026

Moses Mike Johnson Finds Rainbow Miracle At End Of Longest-Ever Gov Agency Shutdown

But not the gay kind. Never the gay kind for Holy Mike!

Moses Mike Johnson Finds Rainbow Miracle At End Of Longest-Ever Gov Agency Shutdown

TL;DR

  • The House passed HR 7567, the Farm, Food, and National Security Act of 2026.
  • The bill also includes funding for the Department of Homeland Security (DHS), which had been shut down for 76 days.
  • FISA was extended for 45 days.
  • The passage involved negotiations between Republicans and Democrats, with 14 Democrats joining 209 Republicans.
  • Speaker Mike Johnson faced criticism from within the Republican party regarding his leadership and handling of legislative matters.
  • President Donald J. Trump reportedly influenced the legislative process and the decisions made by the House.
  • The article quotes several Republican representatives expressing dissatisfaction with Johnson's leadership.
  • The article discusses Speaker Johnson's past statements referencing divine guidance in his political decisions.