May 1, 2026
Moses Mike Johnson Finds Rainbow Miracle At End Of Longest-Ever Gov Agency Shutdown
But not the gay kind. Never the gay kind for Holy Mike!

TL;DR
- The House passed HR 7567, the Farm, Food, and National Security Act of 2026.
- The bill also includes funding for the Department of Homeland Security (DHS), which had been shut down for 76 days.
- FISA was extended for 45 days.
- The passage involved negotiations between Republicans and Democrats, with 14 Democrats joining 209 Republicans.
- Speaker Mike Johnson faced criticism from within the Republican party regarding his leadership and handling of legislative matters.
- President Donald J. Trump reportedly influenced the legislative process and the decisions made by the House.
- The article quotes several Republican representatives expressing dissatisfaction with Johnson's leadership.
- The article discusses Speaker Johnson's past statements referencing divine guidance in his political decisions.