May 5, 2026
In Which Donald John Trump Goes To The Cankle Dentist
It could be a conspiracy if the patient would only shut up!
TL;DR
- Donald Trump made an unexpected trip for a "scheduled dental appointment" in Florida, which was not previously on the public schedule.
- The article questions Trump's secrecy regarding his health, contrasting it with President Biden's transparency about medical procedures.
- Observations were made about Trump's appearance, including swollen ankles, which were photographed and noted by media.
- Trump delivered a lengthy speech at The Villages, which was described as rambling and included controversial remarks about transgender weightlifters, Medicare/Medicaid, and political opponents.
- A White House spokesperson, Davis Ingle, described Trump as "the sharpest, most accessible, and energetic president in modern American history," yet the article notes he is overdue for his annual physical.
- The article speculates about Trump's health and mental acuity, referencing his age and past behaviors.
- Trump polled the crowd on nicknames for Joe Biden and was described as dozing off in front of Dr. Phil.