The hill I will die on: Fruit with meat? What kind of pervert are you?

December 25, 2025

TL;DR

The author believes fruit should not be served with meat, calling it 'jam on your Christmas dinner'.
Examples of unacceptable pairings include cranberry sauce with turkey, apple sauce with pork, and ham with pineapple pizza.
She enjoys fruit separately, for dessert or breakfast, but not alongside meat.
She states that lamb belongs with mint, ham with mustard, and turkey with coleslaw.
The author also argues that a tomato identifies as a vegetable and should be accommodated as such, particularly with a burger and ketchup.

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