May 7, 2026
Damn Kash Patel Is A Dork
Oh my God.
TL;DR
- FBI Director Kash Patel is suing The Atlantic for defamation over a report about his alleged drinking and ineffectiveness.
- Patel has launched an investigation into the sources who allegedly leaked negative stories about him to The Atlantic.
- The article details Patel's habit of giving out personalized bottles of Woodford Reserve bourbon, engraved with 'Kash Patel FBI Director'.
- These bottles have been distributed to FBI staff and civilians, and were transported on a DOJ plane.
- One of the personalized bourbon bottles went missing, causing Patel to reportedly threaten polygraphs and prosecution of his staff.