April 15, 2026
Trump Made Up Fake Power Ranger Fairy Princess Rambo Barbie Job Just To Distract Kristi Noem
C'mon Kristi! You're going on a SECRET MISSION!
TL;DR
- Donald Trump created a fake senior government role, 'Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas,' for Kristi Noem.
- The purpose of this fabricated role was to distract Noem and prevent her from running for a seat in the South Dakota Senate.
- Noem reportedly missed the March 31 filing deadline for the Senate race due to her focus on the newly created, yet powerless, position.
- Administration sources described Noem as 'toxic' and the role as a way to 'put her out to the glue factory.'
- Despite the intention for the role to be symbolic, Noem reportedly took it seriously, leading the White House to attempt to diminish its significance.