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March 21, 2026
Some Divorce Trends That Aren’t Leaving Your Partner Mid-Hike
This is a trend? The Alpine Divorce? When a man abandons his girlfriend and his relationship mid-hike? This sounds like a cutesy name for something genuinely alarming! Here are some other trends that might be coming next.
TL;DR
- The 'Alpine Divorce' involves abandoning a partner mid-hike.
- Various fictional divorce trends are humorously described, such as 'Hannibal Edition' (leaving partner in Alps, riding elephant over them), 'Catiline Divorce' (denouncing partner for conspiracy), and 'Madeline Divorce' (sudden appendectomy with Miss Clavel's help).
- Other examples include 'Feline Divorce' (acting like a cat), 'Equine Divorce' (Trojan Horse metaphor), 'Vine Divorce' (seven-second video loop), 'Valjean Divorce' (long-term evasion), 'Arctic Divorce' (abandonment in a tent), 'Maritime Divorce' (pursuing a white whale), 'Bovine Divorce' (tipping a cow), 'Lupine Divorce' (leaving to the wolves), 'Cisalpine Divorce' (abandonment on the same side of the Alps), 'Sweet Caroline Divorce' (leaving with only Neil Diamond's music), 'Palpatine Divorce' (Palpatine returning), and 'Punch-Line Divorce' (ending with just the setup).