A cage-fighting arena is just what Trump’s White House lawn needed. I have a suggestion on how to use it
The president’s new Craposseum is the perfect venue for Vance, Hegseth and others to battle for favour. Fight, fight, fight indeed
TL;DR
- The US administration, through its embassy in London, advised the UK against banning social media for under-16s.
- US Defence Secretary Pete Hegseth made controversial remarks about "dangerous ideologies" in Europe during a D-Day commemoration address.
- A 4,500-seater UFC arena is being constructed on the White House lawn for an event celebrating Trump's 80th birthday.
- The article satirically suggests the arena could be used for cabinet members and appointees to fight each other for Treasury resources or glory.
- The administration's actions are characterized as 'heels' in pro wrestling, suggesting a performative and confrontational approach.