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Tim Dowling: my wife is on a quest to restore my thinning hair
I am settling in for my usual haircut when, before I know it, my wife and the hairdresser are signing me up for a ‘treatment’

TL;DR
- The author's wife and hairdresser, Kelly, sign him up for a hair loss treatment during a haircut.
- The author feels excluded from the decision-making process regarding the treatment.
- A questionnaire is filled out, and a photo of the author's head is taken for the tailored treatment.
- The treatment involves capsules because it is poisonous to pets.
- The author reflects on his acceptance of thinning hair and receives an email about starting his "hair journey."