I’ve been unemployed for four years. But I do have an important job – to act as a warning to others
When I think of the future, I imagine being in the same precarious position I’m in now, but fatter, wrinklier and even more fed up with my old, cold share house

TL;DR
- The author has been unemployed for four years after obtaining a humanities PhD.
- Despite numerous job applications, including for roles like cleaner and lollipop person, traditional employment has not been secured.
- The author lives a 'student lifestyle' at age 40, facing financial precarity and questioning life choices.
- Mental health struggles, including depression and chronic illness, have impacted their ability to manage stress and career progression.
- The author performs various unconventional jobs, including catsitting and freelance writing, and volunteers to supplement income.
- They see their experience as a 'cautionary tale' for others about the potential consequences of unemployment.