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The hantavirus debacle raises a key question: why would anyone go on a cruise?
I cannot think of one thing that a cruise offers that isn’t available in the safe bosom of dry land

TL;DR
- The author has a severe fear of water and swimming, which contributes to their aversion to cruises.
- Recent outbreaks of hantavirus and stomach flu on cruise ships are cited as reasons to avoid them.
- The author believes all cruise activities are available on land with less risk.
- Cruise ships are described as unsanitary environments prone to illness outbreaks.
- The author's mother frequently tries to persuade them to go on cruises, which they resist.
- The article suggests that a desire for private, luxurious cruise-like experiences leads to the purchase of superyachts.