The hill I will die on: Bum gun, bidet or shattaf – whatever you call it, install one now
Really, why wouldn’t you wash yourself after using the toilet? If you won’t listen to me, then listen to Zohran Mamdani – and get your straddle on

TL;DR
- Egyptians commonly use bidets or 'shattafs' (bum guns) to wash after using the toilet.
- New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani and his wife plan to install bidets in their official residence, Gracie Mansion.
- The author expresses surprise and discomfort with the lack of washing facilities in US bathrooms.
- The word 'bidet' originates from a French term for a small horse, while 'shattaf' in Arabic means to clean.
- Variations of washing facilities are found in Europe, the Middle East, East Asia, and South America.
- Mamdani and Duwaji are noted for several 'firsts' as a couple in New York City leadership.
- The author experienced culture shock due to the absence of bidets/shattafs when moving from Cairo to London.
- The COVID-19 toilet paper shortage did not significantly change US bathroom habits, according to the author.